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| 02-15-10: Space. Time. The Olympics. Legends. Fighters. Warlord. Champion desktop. 05-24-09: My army still lives. Love never dies. I get rad on every religion. Your corpse will rot cardboard man. I limbo under the radar. Enjoy your pet worms Arecee. 06-01-06: To celebrate the release of my new record I am auctioning off the skateboard which took me to the moon. Tonight I will dance in the moonlight and play dungeons and dragons until dawn. 02-02-06: iTunes begged me for a record. "Live from the Bait House with Arecee" has been submitted. I just got back from the moon. The martians needed fishing tackle. I flew on a magic skateboard which I plan to auction off soon to benefit the pirates. 02-18-05: I have been on the run. Even the real artists cannot capture my face. The police want me in cuffs for my fabulous musical productions. The fans are eating up my delicious remixes. The new Paris Hilton will be a man. Cocaine is not what he seems. 07-08-04: I am feeding the future. Fuel your pain. Live the dream. Sleep. 07-07-04: Feed the force. Quench the hunger. Drop out. Turn in. 07-06-04: It is a buzy time here in Zapp. It leaves me little time for my guilty pleasures. The town play is a delightful one this year. Let's Roll! 05-27-04: This is the Glowstick Future 05-22-04: No. I do not hate animals. I love to watch animal planet. Animals are people. People are animals. I am dragonmaster. 05-14-04: Chicken fingers for lunch. They are delicous. Birds are eaten for fame & wealth. It is not just the animals that must suffer. Oh. Wait. It is. 05-14-04: Atkins is a mafia name. Zombies walk the streets for FAME. Moms are getting real skinny. 05-13-04: The future begins now. Do not forget those who have fallen. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwhiches. We Remember You TONIGHT!!! !!!!! Our sweeet lord. 05-12-04: The nightmares continue. The sirens sing their call. Rubbing alcohol on my privates soothes the burn. But the forbidden screams continue to wake me. 05-04-04: BZZZZZ!!!!!! Like a bumblebee my wings flutter as I prepare a mix tape to sting your ears. It is coming. Feel the breeze. You will glow. 04-13-04: The next generation will not hear of murder and violence but of sunshine and girls. Witness the NEXT ARTIST TO BLOW. Paul Cocaine brings you BLAZIN' HAZEN 03-11-04: Time stands still. Friends once lost are again found. Give glory to the lord!! Thank Jehovah for Kung-Fu Bicycles & Pricilla Presley! 03-01-04: Hot Damn! The passion of the Christ flows through me!! All hail baby jesus. The Angels are singing!!! can you hear them or feel them? 02-23-04: Last night's show went great! My fans are so supportive. They certainly put a lot of time into making my live shows one of the best! 02-22-04: My neighbor is really hurting people. He does not care for the animals. I am videotaping the horrors. He will be prosecuted. I may of fed worms to the fish but I always fish for the TRUTH! 02-14-04: Valentines Day was a doozy! Down at the club Ian had a few surprizes up his sleeve for me! 02-08-04: Night time comes quick here in the winter. I find that i have to practice the Kundalini-Tantra in order to function properly. 02-07-04: You know how it can be when you perform. Sometimes you make the news. Sorry men. I'm strictly for the ladies. 02-01-04: The hood will beat you down if you let it. My homies down in so-cal know how to keep it real. If you don't be gangsta...you just be Clownin'!!! Boo-Yah! 01-29-04: God I've been horny lately. It just seems that regular pornography just doesn't get me off in the way it used to. I'm glad I've been able to find some sexy Alternatives. All things considered though, some people just don't get it. Bodies are a beautiful thing. It's a good thing I'm not alone. I'm glad that even the fine artists recognize this as well. 01-28-04: I've been visiting some magic shops lately. I hear magicians make a lot of money and the demand is high this year. I've been studying David Blaine for tips. Did you know that he lived in a box?!? He is a real special guy. 01-15-04: My buddy Henry has been hard at work databasing his adventures. Please don't forget to visit our sponsors. 01-04-04: POWER MOVES. We gonna take this rap game over. Blazin Hazen got moves that are gonna rock the industry. It's nothing short of RADICAL. Paul Cocaine only works with real players...be warned. 01-01-04: Cast ye spirits into the cesspool of Darkshire! I am not alone in my quest. The digital revolution has begun!!! 12-29-03: The Holidays have been wonderful for me. Time spent with my crew in Beulah has been a godsend. 12-18-03: It's an age old question that I've had discussions about with an expert recently. Who would really win the battle? A ninja or a pirate??? 12-14-03: David Wayne Barker calls me sometimes and speaks to me, old fables of woe. There is no words more deep. He is a poet like me but he was tortured in the war very badly. 12-12-03: The seasons are changing. It is good we have someone in control of them. 12-10-03:I am happy to say that the Mercer County school district has commishined me to create a poster promotion for the local public school lunch program. I think my design is coming along splendidly. 12-08-03:If I can't get hard then I just need to set the mood with the right type of porno. It's very hard to find in North Dakota. I'm really glad that Al Gore invented the internet. 12-07-03:What does Love mean? With Viking breath from the Gods of Andor! I SMITE THEE! 12-04-03:Arecee sent this link to my e-mail box. I enjoy a little June Huxley every now and then. 12-01-03:I've also been hearing a lot of good things about this band PHISH. If anyone can recommend an album, I would like to hear about it. I will then make a donation in your name to APACURE. 11-28-03: Here's to the great ones. Santa is real. 11-27-03: Have a safe & happy thanksgiving with your families. Make good decisions. Don't DRIVE DRUNK. I just jerked off to Brittney. OH YEA. 11-21-03: You never touched Johnny Gosh did you? Neverland is in my heart. I believe in you. NOT GUILTY! 11-4-03: Geez, my friend Margret
came out to see one of my open mic performances and had too much alcohol.
Baby, you will make it. 10-28-03: Jim, if your still looking for a great way to grow them worms then see my diagram. 9-19-03: A date tonight with a little jewish woman. Apparently her nipples were pierced but I wouldn't know for sure. My friend Tom showed up and blew some beautiful wind into the mic. You go Tom!!! Maybe someday you will make it to my level. 8-26-03: Here I am. Come and get me. My hooks are very catchy. We sell worms out here in Zap, North Dakota. Fishing...people go fishing. When winter comes the worms dry up and I work on becoming a superstar. I am so excited to be adding to the sweet taste of the white chocolate. 2-12-99: I've finally realized that this little bait shop isn't going to get me enough money before the end. Worms will continue to dig but sound will shower me with green. Today I brought home a new machine and it will twist your ears inside out... |
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