| Apple.
Your iPhone has really changed my life. Steve Jobs. You are so much cooler
then Bill Gates. And your wife pictured above is HOT. Congrats.
But I need more. I
want feature requests and hot bouncing titties that don't take 50 years
to load on the crappy Edge network. AT&T sucks. I know, and I understand,
it's not your fault.
My friends and I
are begging you. We are not one of your pussy whipped, line waiting bafoons.
Don't treat us like a piece of meat. We are emotional for upgrades. Don't
turn away from us daddy. We watch your Pixar movies like needy children.
Raise us right Steve. |

Noah's
iPhone feature requests...
1. There should be
a way to add/remove or rearrange the widgets. I might be
famous, but I am not rich, I do not need the stocks button.
2. Why is there no way to get back to the "wallpaper" screen.
You have to
lock the phone and turn it back on to see it. That is stupid.
3. Why is there no video option in the camera? Not like I would ever use
this, but what if I am out at the improv and I witness a B-level star
having
a mental breakdown. That needs to be captured somehow. I don't want to
see a
guy with a razr phone getting the scoop.
4. The mail program just sucks all around. That said, I think most
importantly there should be a way to batch delete, doing it one at a time
is
retarded.
5. If someone emails you with a phone number, and you click on the number
it
calls it. This goes back to the mail program sucking, but I guess this
is
where a copy and paste option would be really neat.
6. There needs to be AIM. I mean, come on, it not being here is just cheap.
7. The edge network sucks.
8. A calculator is useful if you are a nerd, but there should be other
more
useful options added to it like, a tip calculator and metric conversions.
9. Maps should also have a live GPS option. People say this shit is built
into the network, so why isn't it on my phone.
10. Why did they not include any video games?
11. A folder structure so I can store other files on this thing. I should
be
able to read word documents and carry around high res photos.
12. The battery life just sucks. I already had to return one of these
phones
because it wouldn't fully charge. My second one doesn't seem to last a
full
day, especially if I use it as an ipod as well.
Overall, I love this phone. I love it like a parent would love their
retarded child they shouldn't have had even though they knew it was going
to
be retarded. |
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R.C.'s
iPhone feature requests...
1. Universal
copy and paste??? Uhhhh...HELLO???
2. Auto
send Ability to send SMS text while not in network range. Messages would
auto send when back in network range.
3. Enough
junk mail already!!!
4. A
later auto send of text messages that end in send error
5. A
FULL version of youtube with all videos that are available on the real
life internets |

Hiland's
iPhone feature requests...
1. one
thing i noticed is....
if you are sending a picture from the phone to an email address...you
have to wait until the picture sends before you can begin to send another
one...there is no pending que. i mean..come on! im not noah
kalina. i dont only take one picture a day geeeez.
2. why
is there a youtube widget, but no ability to rate or comment on
what you just watched? |