I am Steve Jobs. My devices will one day be better then any live human.
David Lynch on the iPhone...

Apple. Your iPhone has really changed my life. Steve Jobs. You are so much cooler then Bill Gates. And your wife pictured above is HOT. Congrats.

But I need more. I want feature requests and hot bouncing titties that don't take 50 years to load on the crappy Edge network. AT&T sucks. I know, and I understand, it's not your fault.

My friends and I are begging you. We are not one of your pussy whipped, line waiting bafoons. Don't treat us like a piece of meat. We are emotional for upgrades. Don't turn away from us daddy. We watch your Pixar movies like needy children. Raise us right Steve.

Jenelle's iPhone feature requests...

1. copy paste.
2. how about a video camera. quicktime.
3. how about a compass. i was lost in central park. the map didn't help because i didn't know where i was. a compass could have lead me out.
4. a site to view sms photos that actually works. or you could give us picture sms capability.
5. i want to be able to copy a picture from the internet.
6. i would be so happy if i could change the sound for sms and email notification.
7. i want firefox.

LT's iPhone feature requests...

1. I want bluetooth synching. NOW!

2. I want to be able to send a text message out to multiple recipients.

3. I want to be able to save images off the internet into my photo library... so i can make them my wallpaper... send them to a friend... etc.

4. I want to be able to assign different sounds to my mail and message alerts. Maybe I want to hear a cat meow every time I have an email. I'm just saying... I'd like to have the option.

Noah's iPhone feature requests...

1. There should be a way to add/remove or rearrange the widgets. I might be
famous, but I am not rich, I do not need the stocks button.

2. Why is there no way to get back to the "wallpaper" screen. You have to
lock the phone and turn it back on to see it. That is stupid.

3. Why is there no video option in the camera? Not like I would ever use
this, but what if I am out at the improv and I witness a B-level star having
a mental breakdown. That needs to be captured somehow. I don't want to see a
guy with a razr phone getting the scoop.

4. The mail program just sucks all around. That said, I think most
importantly there should be a way to batch delete, doing it one at a time is
retarded.

5. If someone emails you with a phone number, and you click on the number it
calls it. This goes back to the mail program sucking, but I guess this is
where a copy and paste option would be really neat.

6. There needs to be AIM. I mean, come on, it not being here is just cheap.

7. The edge network sucks.

8. A calculator is useful if you are a nerd, but there should be other more
useful options added to it like, a tip calculator and metric conversions.

9. Maps should also have a live GPS option. People say this shit is built
into the network, so why isn't it on my phone.

10. Why did they not include any video games?

11. A folder structure so I can store other files on this thing. I should be
able to read word documents and carry around high res photos.

12. The battery life just sucks. I already had to return one of these phones
because it wouldn't fully charge. My second one doesn't seem to last a full
day, especially if I use it as an ipod as well.

Overall, I love this phone. I love it like a parent would love their
retarded child they shouldn't have had even though they knew it was going to
be retarded.

R.C.'s iPhone feature requests...

1. Universal copy and paste??? Uhhhh...HELLO???

2. Auto send Ability to send SMS text while not in network range. Messages would auto send when back in network range.

3. Enough junk mail already!!!

4. A later auto send of text messages that end in send error

5. A FULL version of youtube with all videos that are available on the real life internets

Hiland's iPhone feature requests...

1. one thing i noticed is....
if you are sending a picture from the phone to an email address...you have to wait until the picture sends before you can begin to send another one...there is no pending que. i mean..come on! im not noah kalina. i dont only take one picture a day geeeez.

2. why is there a youtube widget, but no ability to rate or comment on
what you just watched?